Bryan angry at Sarah volume one. (Contains vulgarity)

2x Damage: Bryan :(
2x Damage: i gotta go in 18 minutes ;-;
Bryan is now Online.
Bryan: Omfg..
Bryan: My fucking..
2x Damage: What?
Bryan: UGH we have no electricity in our god damn kitchen!
2x Damage: haha
Bryan: The fucking power blew out because our god damn
2x Damage: no more hotpockets for you
Bryan: ITS NOT FUNNY DAMMIT THE WHOLE HOUSE COULD OF GOT ON FILE
Bryan: FIRE
Bryan: FFS
Bryan: AND I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE EXPLOSION
Bryan: WHEN IT SHOT OFF
Bryan: FFS
Bryan: Our water heater is leaking and 1. It blew out our furnace and now 2. It blew out our kitchen electricity
2x Damage: this is great :D
Bryan: I COULD OF FUCKING GOT ELECTRICUTED GOD DAMMIT..
2x Damage: that wouldnt be good.
Bryan is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
2x Damage: I was the one that made the power shut off
2x Damage: II am the god.
Bryan: Hue hue..
And that concludes his anger.

I'm going to need a backround on what exactly he's mad about, or I'm going to assume the following:

He lives in some awful soviet style commune and they were too cheap to put fuses in

OR

He somehow made his microwave into some kind of low yield bomb and destroyed half his house? Or he has a water heater in his kitchen.

If his power was out how is he talking on Steam???

Checkmate, Atheism.