I'm 12 and what is this?

Hi I'm Atlas, and I'm a faggot.

I'll most likely stick around here for a while but I'm a busy guy since y'know exam week coming up n'shit. I'm usually a very abstract guy when it comes to my thinking (So much that I usually confuse about 99% of people when I try to explain myself.)
I am a uni/college student so I may not be on here every weekend, and most likely I'll be on at the dead of night.

I've never rp'd before, but I have played alot of DarkRP so I do know most of the tricks to stealing cars and making kids cry

Fun Fact: My name was taken after the map book thing when I was eleven.

You've RPed before, shut your whore mouth, and you've said to me you have trouble being abstract, you... person.

Oh, and I know this one.

Do I hear sarcasm in the wind?

It sounds like someone needs their bumhole cleaned out with a chainsaw. Here, let me get that started up for you.

*Yanks the pull-cord*

Welcome to Advent, Atlas. I'm sure you'll fit in perfectly, if your character is anything to judge things off.

'Ello there, welcome aboard :3

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.
WHO ARE THEY, ASIAN SHOE MAKER?
IM SCARED.
HELP.